starkreactor:

losing my mind

shmem-the-pem:

zaynshomoerection:

#HIGH PITCHED WHINING #look at him! #he’s so shy and nervous and he doesn’t know what to do #because he’s been on the run for so long and so alone and now there’s all these PEOPLE and CHAOS #so he’s just bumbling around probably having an anxiety attack and wringing his hands together #s i g h

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reducto1:

Inspired by this post =D

Uncle Tony is not happy.

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lotus0kid:

Bruce: I guess maybe I just…I don’t know.
Tony: Say it.
Bruce: You know, for the first time in, like, years, I don’t want to run. I mean, maybe I need to, just to keep being me—
Tony: That isn’t you. 
Bruce: You know that, huh? You know me so well already?
Tony: Yeah, I do.
Bruce: I guess that’s why I don’t have to run anymore. 

(via subtle-sarcasm)

MARVEL CROSSOVER - Sherlock Holmes and Black Widow are formally introduced.

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elvenmuggle:

#i feel like renner is staring into my soul #and judging me for how much i like dat ass

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snoipahkat:

HAWKEYE NO……

(based on THIS)

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Regimes fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I’m Russian.

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#SHUT THE FRONT DOOR #SHUT THE BACK DOOR #SHUT ALL OF THE DOORS #I WILL FINANCE THE BLACK WIDOW MOVIE IF I HAVE TO

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deardarkness:

ranixin:

Science bros shenanigans.

The pair of them are consuming my brain

(via subtle-sarcasm)

theumbrellaseller:

hemsworthss:

science bros.

There are no words to describe my feelings about this relationship. But I’m going to try.

First of all, their parallels. Both geniuses, top of their field. Both suffered an accident that physically changed them, forever, and not in a wholesome Spider-Man kind of way. Both try to do what they can to help others despite their own issues; Banner heals people, Tony works on developing clean energy. And both struggle, in their own way, with duality; Tony and Iron Man, Bruce and the Hulk. Two identities, one body. Only difference is Iron Man’s bad side is Tony.

I mentioned somewhere that Tony sees a bit of himself in Banner because they both have a monster inside them that they can’t control, a creature that springs fully formed from the id, the base impulses and the nasty stuff at the back of the mind. Bruce’s is a giant green rage monster. Tony’s trashed a party in Iron Man 2. Banner has a control over his that Tony hasn’t quite achieved yet; don’t think I didn’t notice Tony pouring himself a whiskey when confronting Loki. Tony is envious, fascinated, and most of all, impressed by Bruce’s control.

So he doesn’t walk on eggshells around Bruce like the others, because that’s not what Bruce needs. Tony sees Bruce’s restraint, sees the quiet, brilliant man making self-deprecating jokes in the corner of the room, sees the way people look at him like he’s going to snap any second, and thinks “nope”. Tony does what no-one else aboard that Helicarrier does. He trusts him. He makes jokes and jabs him and teases him and above all, treats him exactly how he would treat anyone else— he has a great regard for Bruce’s brilliance, and tells him so, but he doesn’t try to ignore the Hulk in the room. When he says “wow, you’ve really got a handle on this, haven’t you?” he’s not saying “gosh, it’s incredible you haven’t snapped yet and killed everyone on board” he’s saying “I know you have a handle on this, you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t, so I’m gonna poke you with this sharp object to prove it”. And you can see Bruce relax, and smile, and trust him back.

But then Tony goes even further, and invites Bruce to come to his R&D department. I’m pretty sure the two of them drive off together in Tony’s car at the end of the movie to do just that. And, okay, sure, Bruce is smart, but Tony’s tech is his baby. How many people get invitations to come and see his work? He invites Bruce because he recognises his brilliance, yes, but there’s another reason. He’s inviting Bruce to come down and work with him after this is over. He’s giving Bruce something to do next, a purpose, an alternative to disappearing into the ether to be alone with his monster. Tony knows from experience that being alone with your issues doesn’t end well, so for what’s only the third time in his life he extends the hand of friendship to a guy he’s known barely an hour.

And then, he tells Bruce to let the beast loose. Not just because they need him to fight, but because it will help him. If Bruce can take this thing that he sees as a curse and turn it into a gift, well, that’s going to lift him out of a very dark place. I’m not saying Tony knew about Bruce’s attempted suicide, but I think he had a suspicion that Bruce had been, in his words, “low”. So he encourages Bruce to take all that crap and pain and the Other Guy and use him to help people; after all, that’s what he did.

And it pays off. Nobody— nobody— thinks Bruce is going to turn up for that final battle. You can see the look on Natasha and Steve’s faces when Tony asks if Bruce turned up yet. They’ve counted Bruce out. Guy’s a mess, right? He’s too volatile. Doesn’t play well with others. He could never work as part of a team. No-one thinks he’ll come through when it matters. Except Tony. He has faith in him, and that faith is rewarded. It’s no wonder the Hulk is the one to catch Tony. Tony’s the one who helped let him out. He’s just returning the favor.

(via subtle-sarcasm)

madlori:

And here’s how it went.  No spoilers.

RDJ:  Hello, I’m awesome.  This is not news.

Evans:  Well, my lead-in movie was sort of the best one, so you knew there’d be awesome.

Hemsworth:  I am mysteriously back even though they said it was impossible and also, am awesome.

ScarJo:  You guys have been waiting for more of my awesome since Iron Man II.  Here is it!

Renner:  Bringing the dramatic cred, veiny arms and awesome, as you knew I would.

Hiddles:  The Internet loves me, and you knew I’d be crazily awesome.

And then…

Ruffalo:  CASUALLY STROLLING IN AND STEALING YOUR MOVIE HA HA HA HA HA IT’S THE RUFF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE EAT IT YOU BITCHES I WASN’T EVEN IN ANY OF THE LEAD-IN MOVIES HA HA HA HA HA

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grandmasmulders:

(x)

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